Fex Wazner has been attributed with the invention of the multiple orgasm and earns a living by connecting his kinetic watch up to the national grid. Currently modelling his new career on the old BBC series of Lovejoy, Fex has enjoyed some mediocre daytime TV coverage as an expert in old advertising and knocking up watercolours outside the thatched cottages of hot single ladies.
Quite happy to eat and drink anything out of a Victorian chemists or Veterinary surgeons mobile medical chest, his binge mentality has already led to hospitalisation after eating 30 toffee crisps without taking the wrappers off. In the near future, Fex hopes to be the next Indiana Jones, but is concerned about having too many scars and not speaking Arabic. Not preventing him from talking big and loud in back street bars, his ego is so big it has more than once been highlighted as a potential danger to the ozone layer over the UK.
The self unemployed lifestyle has benefited his climbing ambitions with a few E grade leads in the last year despite bouldering like under cooked spaghetti. What the heck though, you have to be in to win and this cool cat certainly is in. So praise be to the Demi-talented hippy with a massive nose.
Best Climbing Experience
Broken blocks dropped between the skitting stone walls, being slowly washed down scree stacks to heather banks and the trimmed rug fields of the pass. This estuary of earth being rolled out to sea as the surf merges into the apparent stillness of the bay. A view from a run off cleft, cut from a volcanic crown is the better way to see the coastal blues and greens as they surrender their crayon hues. This land is home of our high life and there is no height in the sea. It is better being a king of these hills than a victim of the ocean breeze with salt mists mimicking the hallowed shadows deep.
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Interests Outside Climbing
All mountain activities, writing, art, music and partying like Theopolis P. Wildebeast
About My Photography
It's kak as my mobile phone now has a 2meg capacity.
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Anything Else We Should Know
I'm double hard. Oh and check my website at http://www.fexprojects.com
User Profileregistered 09/Jun/04
Been Climbing For
4 to 10 years
Winter - III
Trad - HVS
Bouldering - V3
Trad - E2
Several times a week
In the UK
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