The Pylon King

Completely stupid and deadly serious.

"You have managed 4 years since your last stupid offensive post so perhaps we could try for even longer next time."

Alan James 1st July 2013

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UKC Volunteer
Moderator for 25 crags, checking missing climbs added to the logbooks: Goblin Combe, Trym Valley Gorge, Sandford Quarry, Winterbourne Down, Hurlstone Point, Snuff Mills Park, Mells, Vallis Vale, Dinder Wood, Croscombe Valley Cliffs ... plus 15 more

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Anything Else We Should Know
I was once on the same record label as The Beatles

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User Profile

registered 01/Oct/02
updated 02/Jul/14

Been Climbing For
11 to 20 years

Best Onsights
Trad - E3
Sport - 6b

Worked Grades
Trad - E4
Trad - F6b+

Main Sport/Activity
Trad Rock Climbing

Favourite Crag/Rock
my secret crag

Favourite Wall
St Kilda

I Climb...
In the UK

Latest Climbs
Another Fix VD
Feed the Habit E5 5c
Spanish Plume HVS 5b
Push Button Control E3 5b
Sandstone Junkie E3 5b
The Perfect Crime E3 5b
No Problem VS 4b
Last Minute Derision HVS 5b
6a Problem E1 5c
A Certain Ratio E1 5a
Pigbag E4 5c
Spazmo/Emerging From The Tree HVS 5a
Pandora's Box VS 4c
Release the Bats E3 5b
Bart the Tart E1 5b
... list all 2678 climbs

Ticklists BETA
The Esoterica of the Mystical Bristol and Mendips Challenge 70%
Ultimate E1 ticklist 37%
... list all 2 ticklists

Climbs Wishlist
The Adulteress E2 5c
Mandarin E2 5b,5b
The Long Climb VS
Whether Wall VS 4c
A Quick One E1 5b
Stretcher Wall E1 5c
Mohammed the Morbid Mogul S 4a
Corrugation E1 5b
Wilkinson Sword Edge VS 4c
The View From The Afternoon V9
... list all 194 climbs

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