The Pylon King

"You have managed 4 years since your last stupid offensive post so perhaps we could try for even longer next time."
(Alan James 1st July 2013)

"The Pylon King's a tw@t. But he's our tw@t and that's the way we like him, so leave him alone."
(aln 26th March 2014)

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UKC Volunteer
Moderator for 24 crags, checking missing climbs added to the logbooks: Goblin Combe, Trym Valley Gorge, Sandford Quarry, Winterbourne Down, Hurlstone Point, Snuff Mills Park, Brean Down (Fort Crags), Mells, Vallis Vale, Dinder Wood, Croscombe Valley Cliffs, Buchan West Crag, Fence Crag, Xavier's wall, Dennis Grove, Leeping Stocks, Mounton Valley Rocks, Giltar Face, Brean (Central Crags), Correges Cumb, Ysgyfarnagod, Pylon King's Secret Crag, Frenchay, Craig y Peilon a Rhingyll

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Anything Else We Should Know
I was once on the same record label as The Beatles

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User Profile

registered 01/Oct/02
updated 26/Aug/14

Been Climbing For
11 to 20 years

Best Onsights
Trad - E3
Sport - 6b

Worked Grades
Trad - E4
Trad - F6b+

Main Sport/Activity
Trad Rock Climbing

Favourite Crag/Rock
my secret crag

Favourite Wall
St Kilda

I Climb...
In the UK

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