captain paranoia

Been walking in the hills since I was a nipper. Finally started climbing after gradual cessation of a life-long neurological problem.

Attracted to climbing by profusion of shiny, clicky things...

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Best Climbing Experience
Sgurr nan Gillean in the Cuillin in the mist, or Glyder Fawr in snow and wind and sun.

For climbing, any time I can get my arse to a route (which is all too rare...)

Favourite Climbing-Related Discussion Topic
Being a kitmonster, it's got to be gear. Or inane amusing banter. Or other people's experiences. Or spreading love and understanding to all outdoor enthusiasts. Oh, and top-roping, it would seem...

Recent Postings

Can a dog fly? on 28-Feb-15
Qatar world cup on 28-Feb-15
family kids ski on 25-Feb-15
Strange goings on on 23-Feb-15

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Currently at number 16 in the Top 40 Posters.

Interests Outside Climbing
Skiing, snowboarding, mountain biking, designing and making gear, music, beer, in no particular order.

Photo Gallery
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Chosen as the Featured Gallery on 02-Nov-06.
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Anything Else We Should Know
Owning a sewing machine to make the gear. Building a full-size newspaper mock-up of a tent design in the lounge...

Real name Kevin Beeden. It used to say that in my email address. Now that's hidden, I don't want to be accused of the crime of 'being anonymous'.

One day I'll get around to putting something up on the paranoiaproducts website...

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