quadmyre

One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits and you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the call
To call Alice, when she was just small

When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom and your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice, I think she'll know

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the red queen's off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head!
Feed your head!”

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Location
Exeter

Best Climbing Experience
Hold it together. Commit to the move your body says it can't do. Self-sandbag and giggle. Embrace the polish. Blow the onsight. Tug that Wallnut 1 - bomber-tastic. Buy the cream tea, take the ride, sniff the shoe, try not to break your legs. Come back tomorrow and do it all again.

Favourite Climbing-Related Discussion Topic
Bring back Spandex!

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Articles by quadmyre

• Le Saussois - the forgotten crag? Jan/2012

UKC Volunteer
Moderator for 9 crags, checking missing climbs added to the logbooks: Anstey's Cove, Sanctuary Wall, Long Quarry Point, Chudleigh Rocks, Seale Hayne Quarry, Sandy Bay, Le Saussois, Rochers du Parc, Palace Quarry

Interests Outside Climbing
Midget pr0n and anything to do with badgers.

About My Photography
Utter rubbish.

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Anything Else We Should Know
I have a strict posting quota on UKC. It is as follows:

20% Useful and helpful replies to genuine, well-thought out, researched, well-worded questions.

7.5% Pure trolls

22.5% Inane drivel

21% General banter

10% Correcting people who post rubbish

6% Flaming put-downs

13% Other

I can't abide idiocy or dogmatism. I love my Beastmaker.

User Profile

registered 24/Oct/05
updated 17/Nov/12

Age
35

Been Climbing For
4 to 10 years

Best Onsights
Trad - E4
Sport - 7b

Worked Grades
Trad - E5
Sport - 8a

Main Sport/Activity
Trad Rock Climbing

Favourite Crag/Rock
Chudleigh Rocks
Limestone

Favourite Wall
Nope, it's summer!

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Alpinist (US)

I Climb...
Several times a week
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