Yes, my ears stick out. No, they do not make good parachutes. I have confirmed this experimentally.
Best Climbing Experience
(i) Second ever time climbing outdoors, Middlefell Buttress (Gt Langdale), in excellent weather - had a sudden sense of belonging.
(ii) A rather spectacular sunset in North Wales with another Rocktalker - we just sat there watching it and dribbling (and had a mini-epic coming down in the dark, but that's another story!)
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Interests Outside Climbing
Target Shooting; Kites; Bikes; Sleeping; Skiving; Beer.
Fettling random bits of kit to do something better/different, still trying to invent a self-stirring mess-tin.
Also a big fan of bicycle bells. I can play tunes on mine. Nooo, don't run away, it's really interesting . . .
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I've voted for 32 photos, average vote 3.2.
(12% superb - 31% good - 21% average - 31% poor - 3% rubbish)
Anything Else We Should Know
Can provide rope/s and rack, have transport, happy to work with beginners. Come on, I haven't killed *many* partners yet. ::o)