Stuck in Slough, often looking for a partner. Took up climbing after falling of Rochester Castle whilst celebrating my thirtieth birthday. Have only improved slowly since then.

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Best Climbing Experience
Topping out on any route into glorious sunshine, or in winter to the obligatory blizzard.

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I'm the slow fat bloke hanging on his gear whilst swearing!

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registered 05/Apr/03
updated 06/Jan/14


Been Climbing For
11 to 20 years

Best Onsights
Trad - HVS
Sport - 6a+
Winter - III
Indoor - 6b

Worked Grades
Trad - HVS
Sport - 6b
Indoor - 6c

Main Sport/Activity
Trad Rock Climbing

Favourite Crag/Rock
Wye Valley

Favourite Wall

Best Magazine
Climber (UK)

I Climb...
Once a month
In the UK & Europe

Favourite Climbs
Anything bar the NW buttress of Rochester Castle.

Latest Climbs
Wave Warrior 4c
Jody Sunshine 4c
Jasper 4c
Flake Away 4a
More Soap, Less Shampoo 4c
Thin on Top 6a+
Flaked Out 4c
Ocean Boulevard 4c
Valerie's Patio 3
Wonderlust 6b
Infelicity 6a
The Truth is Out There 6b
Bard the Bowman HS 4b
Elrond VS 4c
Gundabad E1 5b
... list all 901 climbs

Ticklists BETA
Orange Spot Lower Wye 43%
Day at the Yat 75%
Best of Symonds Yat! 40%
Fairy Cave Quarry Top 20 5%
Wintours Leap easy multipitch 67%
Orange Spot Swanage 10%
Swanage A-Z 15%
The 100 Best UK VS routes? 3%
... list all 8 ticklists

Climbs Wishlist
Strathdon E1 5b
Central Groove HS 4b
Horseman's Route HS 4b
The Devil's Slide HS 4a
Central Gully HS 4a
Yellow Brick Road VS 5a
Petros VS 4c
Fossible HS 4c
Real Men do Eat Quiche S 4a
Bad to the Bone E1 5b
... list all 49 climbs