Stuck in Slough, often looking for a partner. Took up climbing after falling of Rochester Castle whilst celebrating my thirtieth birthday. Have only improved slowly since then.

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Best Climbing Experience
Topping out on any route into glorious sunshine, or in winter to the obligatory blizzard.

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Anything Else We Should Know
I'm the slow fat bloke hanging on his gear whilst swearing!

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User Profile

registered 05/Apr/03
updated 06/Jan/14


Been Climbing For
11 to 20 years

Best Onsights
Trad - HVS
Sport - 6a+
Winter - III
Indoor - 6b

Worked Grades
Trad - HVS
Sport - 6b
Indoor - 6c

Main Sport/Activity
Trad Rock Climbing

Favourite Crag/Rock
Wye Valley

Favourite Wall

Best Magazine
Climber (UK)

I Climb...
Once a month
In the UK & Europe

Favourite Climbs
Anything bar the NW buttress of Rochester Castle.

Latest Climbs
Face S 4a
Dolphin VS 4b
Balcony HS 4b
Scirocco Slab none 4b
Netwall none 4a
Corner Layback none 4c
Santa's Claws none 4c
Nealon's none 4c
The War of the Wardens 5c
Borra Ring 5c
New Age, New Style 5c
Moral Flexibility 5a
Aventura HVS 4c
The Heidelberg Creature VS 4c
Mackerel 5a
... list all 817 climbs

Ticklists BETA
Orange Spot Swanage 10%
Orange Spot Lower Wye 40%
Swanage A-Z 15%
Day at the Yat 50%
The 100 Best UK VS routes? 3%
... list all 5 ticklists

Climbs Wishlist
Placebo 6a
Munich Climb HVS 5a
Chill Dementia 5a
A Ying and a Yang and a Yippiedeedoo 5c
Old Faithful VS 4c
Bilberry Buttress VS 4c
Integrity HS 4b
Ulysses Factor HVS
American Beauty HVS 5a
Satan's Slip E1 5a
... list all 17 climbs

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