Stuck in Slough, often looking for a partner. Took up climbing after falling of Rochester Castle whilst celebrating my thirtieth birthday. Have only improved slowly since then.

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Best Climbing Experience
Topping out on any route into glorious sunshine, or in winter to the obligatory blizzard.

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Anything Else We Should Know
I'm the slow fat bloke hanging on his gear whilst swearing!

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User Profile

registered 05/Apr/03
updated 06/Jan/14


Been Climbing For
11 to 20 years

Best Onsights
Trad - HVS
Sport - 6a+
Winter - III
Indoor - 6b

Worked Grades
Trad - HVS
Sport - 6b
Indoor - 6c

Main Sport/Activity
Trad Rock Climbing

Favourite Crag/Rock
Wye Valley

Favourite Wall

Best Magazine
Climber (UK)

I Climb...
Once a month
In the UK & Europe

Favourite Climbs
Anything bar the NW buttress of Rochester Castle.

Latest Climbs
Tora Tora Tora 5+
Placebo 6a
Right Crack VD
Eliminate 4 VS 4c
Middle Crack S
Love on the Rocks ;) 5
One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest 5+
I Get High With A Little Help From My Friends 5
Hanging Out with Halo Jones 6a
Limestone Cowboy 4+
She's Dancing Tonight 5
I'm Doing it Anyway 4
Sunseeker 2
Sunny Side Up 5
Its a God Awful Small Affair 2
... list all 758 climbs

Ticklists BETA
Orange Spot Lower Wye 40%
Orange Spot Swanage 5%
Swanage A-Z 15%
Day at the Yat 50%
The 100 Best UK VS routes? 3%
... list all 5 ticklists

Climbs Wishlist
Placebo 6a
Munich Climb HVS 5a
Chill Dementia 5
A Ying and a Yang and a Yippiedeedoo 5+
Old Faithful VS 4c
Bilberry Buttress VS 4c
Integrity HS 4b
Ulysses Factor HVS
American Beauty HVS 5a
Satan's Slip E1 5a
... list all 17 climbs

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