Rat know-all

A selection of my many life roles are as follows.

. Wheyword campaigner for the furtherment of squeaky cheese
. Largely ineffective but persistent baiter of ‘Creutzfeldt-Jakob’ herself
. Mother’s special soldier
. Ambidextrous pooper scooper par excellence
. Doer of moderately easy sums
. Replacement husband and father
. Attender to detail bordering on the criminally banal

Who said men can’t multitask?

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Best Climbing Experience
Winter solo of the north face of the moral high ground.

Favourite Climbing-Related Discussion Topic
How big is your ape index?

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Interests Outside Climbing
Pretending to live in the 1940s

About My Photography
Only when I'm injured or bullied.
Too vain to stand behind a camera.

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Ian Hill might have a bigger ape index than me but I have more hair

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registered 01/Dec/03
updated 21/May/13


Been Climbing For
More than 20 years

Main Sport/Activity
Trad Rock Climbing

Favourite Crag/Rock
Ilkley Quarry

Favourite Wall
Rothwell sports centre (RIP)

I Climb...
In the UK

Favourite Climbs
Big wall .Shining Clough
Minions way .Brimham
Red Tape .Brimham
Finger knacker crack .Caley
Scar .Baildon
The flue .Wharncliffe
The Pillar .Diabaig
Queersville .Stanage
Bare Faced Streak .Rhylstone
Cyclops .Reiff
Stew Pot .Almscliff