A selection of my many life roles are as follows.
. Wheyword campaigner for the furtherment of squeaky cheese
. Largely ineffective but persistent baiter of ‘Creutzfeldt-Jakob’ herself
. Mother’s special soldier
. Ambidextrous pooper scooper par excellence
. Doer of moderately easy sums
. Replacement husband and father
. Attender to detail bordering on the criminally banal
Who said men can’t multitask?
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Best Climbing Experience
Winter solo of the north face of the moral high ground.
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Interests Outside Climbing
Pretending to live in the 1940s
About My Photography
Only when I'm injured or bullied.
Too vain to stand behind a camera.
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Anything Else We Should Know
Ian Hill might have a bigger ape index than me but I have more hair
Been Climbing For
More than 20 years
Trad Rock Climbing
Rothwell sports centre (RIP)
In the UK
Big wall .Shining Clough
Minions way .Brimham
Red Tape .Brimham
Finger knacker crack .Caley
The flue .Wharncliffe
The Pillar .Diabaig
Bare Faced Streak .Rhylstone
Stew Pot .Almscliff
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