A selection of my many life roles are as follows.
. Wheyword campaigner for the furtherment of squeaky cheese
. Largely ineffective but persistent baiter of ‘Creutzfeldt-Jakob’ herself
. Mother’s special soldier
. Ambidextrous pooper scooper par excellence
. Doer of moderately easy sums
. Replacement husband and father
. Attender to detail bordering on the criminally banal
Who said men can’t multitask?
Best Climbing Experience
Winter solo of the north face of the moral high ground.
Favourite Climbing-Related Discussion Topic
How big is your ape index?
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Interests Outside Climbing
Pretending to live in the 1940s
About My Photography
Only when I'm injured or bullied.
Too vain to stand behind a camera.
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Anything Else We Should Know
Ian Hill might have a bigger ape index than me but I have more hair