/ Getting off your high horse
I'm better. I ride a high bison. Bison trumps common horse!
Write incoherent sentences?
I ride a stegosaurus, it beats all....
Can we make "Your mum" jokes on this forum?
It's hard to see when you've stuck your head where the sun doesn't shine. It shows an impressive degree of flexibility though - must be all that climbing onto a high horse that does it.
So what is it you do?
You call 16 hands high?!!!!
I ride a Narwhal. That's right. A Frikkkin NARWHAL!
> I ride a Narwhal. That's right. A Frikkkin NARWHAL!
From my unicorn riding experience, that could be a little uncomfortable.
> I'm better. I ride a high bison. Bison trumps common horse!
pfrrstt!! *One* rides a Higgs Boson. Ha!
Or maybe I don't. My principles are uncertain.. ;-(
> pfrrstt!! *One* rides a Higgs Boson. Ha!
> Or maybe I don't. My principles are uncertain.. ;-(
Bah I've put a saddle on Shrodingers Cat. It was a wild ride. Or not.
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