/ Getting off your high horse

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owennewcastle - on 05 Oct 2012
Why can't people do what I do. Instead they start doing they're own thing (which I think is inferior to what I do). If they just realised that they dont know any better and did what I do they'd enjoy themselves so much more.
Scarab9 - on 05 Oct 2012
In reply to owennewcastle:

I'm better. I ride a high bison. Bison trumps common horse!
In reply to owennewcastle:
> Why can't people do what I do.

Write incoherent sentences?


Chris
Fraser on 05 Oct 2012
In reply to owennewcastle:

"Physician, ....."
MG - on 05 Oct 2012
In reply to Scarab9: Blue whale surfing is where it's at.
robal - on 05 Oct 2012
In reply to Scarab9: I ride a stegosaurus, it beats all....
Pursued by a bear - on 05 Oct 2012
In reply to owennewcastle: Pot, have you seen how black the kettle is?

T.
mkean - on 05 Oct 2012
In reply to robal:
I ride a stegosaurus, it beats all....

Can we make "Your mum" jokes on this forum?

nniff - on 05 Oct 2012
In reply to Pursued by a bear:
> (In reply to owennewcastle) Pot, have you seen how black the kettle is?
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> T.

It's hard to see when you've stuck your head where the sun doesn't shine. It shows an impressive degree of flexibility though - must be all that climbing onto a high horse that does it.
tony on 05 Oct 2012
In reply to owennewcastle:

So what is it you do?
Bulls Crack - on 05 Oct 2012
In reply to owennewcastle:

You call 16 hands high?!!!!
Rog Wilko on 05 Oct 2012
In reply to owennewcastle: I imagine this to be a dig at me. You're wasting your time, as a climber of my modest abilities only has a very very small Shetland pony.
toad - on 05 Oct 2012
In reply to owennewcastle:

I ride a Narwhal. That's right. A Frikkkin NARWHAL!
Billy the fish - on 05 Oct 2012
In reply to toad:
> (In reply to owennewcastle)
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> I ride a Narwhal. That's right. A Frikkkin NARWHAL!

From my unicorn riding experience, that could be a little uncomfortable.
thin bob on 05 Oct 2012
In reply to Scarab9:
> (In reply to owennewcastle)
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> I'm better. I ride a high bison. Bison trumps common horse!

pfrrstt!! *One* rides a Higgs Boson. Ha!


Or maybe I don't. My principles are uncertain.. ;-(
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toad - on 05 Oct 2012
In reply to thin bob:
> (In reply to Scarab9)
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> pfrrstt!! *One* rides a Higgs Boson. Ha!
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> Or maybe I don't. My principles are uncertain.. ;-(

Bah I've put a saddle on Shrodingers Cat. It was a wild ride. Or not.

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