/ Slogans for Beastmaker

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Jackwd - on 10 Apr 2013
I need to write some slogans, above/next to my Beastmaker, influenced by Wideboyz. What does the UKC collective think would be some good ones to push me that little bit further?
mkean - on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd:
Some use(full/less) comments uttered by climbing partners as encouragement:

If you aren't flying you aren't trying.
Less skin, less weight.
No pain, no gain.
One move further.
Just crimp it.
If at first you don't succeed, become a dirty headpointer.
Luke Owens - on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd:

A few classics...

"YEAH BUDDY"
"LIGHTWEIGHT"
django5 - on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd: YOLO
lol
sxrxg - on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd: 'strength is earned not given'
Durbs on 10 Apr 2013
I've got "I'd rather be climbing" on mine...
winhill - on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd:

Crack On!
Tony Naylor on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd:
I am beastly.
ti_pin_man - on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd: my daughters favorite phrase:

quitters dont win, winners dont quit

Scary at age 8!
Ramblin dave - on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd:
"Pain is weakness leaving the body."
Calder - on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd:

Get a picture of Jerry. And write underneath in a speech bubble something like "Is that all you've got?"
j_duds - on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd:

pain is temporary, glory is forever...
Kevster - on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd:

Man up, Princess!
999thAndy on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Ramblin dave:
> (In reply to Jackwd)
> "Pain is weakness leaving the body."

-occasionally via the A5 pulley, so warm up properly, and stop while still strong
cha1n on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd:

We've got 'It's meant to be hard' near ours but I realise that could be interpreted a few ways...
TheoL - on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to cha1n: 'Ain't nuttin to it but to do it'
TheoL - on 10 Apr 2013
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29RhiNHMX74 - Get a notepad at the ready ;)
cb_6 - on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd:

In one of the first indoor walls I ever climbed at, there was a small training section with some fingerboards and someone had written "YOU ARE FAT AND WEAK, TRAIN MORE"

Although I'm not sure if that's motivating or just insulting ;-)
3 Names - on 10 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd:

How about

" Oh no not you again fatty"?
Steve nevers on 11 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd: "Stick it ya b**tard''

Or in true Chopper Read style:

"Harden the Fu*k Up."
Steve nevers on 11 Apr 2013
In reply to Steve nevers:

>
> "Harden the Fu*k Up."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EY7lYRneHc

*Reid sorry.
Ramblin dave - on 11 Apr 2013
In reply to chris_burton:
> (In reply to Jackwd)
>
> In one of the first indoor walls I ever climbed at, there was a small training section with some fingerboards and someone had written "YOU ARE FAT AND WEAK, TRAIN MORE"
>
> Although I'm not sure if that's motivating or just insulting ;-)

Reminds me a bit of Bike Snob NYC's "Power Meter for Amateur Cyclists":
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/203/lcd.gif/
Jackwd - on 11 Apr 2013
In reply to TheoL: I had totally forgot about this! Hilarious!
Jackwd - on 11 Apr 2013
In reply to Vince McNally: I'm not fat sadly!
virgil - on 12 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd:

if you can't be good be strong
if you can't be strong be light
if you cant be strong or light, take up darts
Sircumfrins - on 12 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd: Staring at the Beast won't make you a BEAST.
koalapie - on 12 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd: What's for Dinner?
WILLS - on 12 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd: a focused and determined mind achieves more than strength alone
TheHorroffice - on 13 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd:
Go Full Force!
Owen_P - on 14 Apr 2013
In reply to Jackwd:
'watch and weep'
'honed to the bone' from an old climbing training book

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