/ Crag Sponsorship
Which companies do you think would make the most appropriate crag sponsors.
To start the ball rolling
Gogarth, Marks and Spencer's, on account of the amount of fresh underwear required.
Giggleswick, McDonalds, quick, convenient and unsatisfactory.
Stanage, Andrex, some soft, some strong and very, very long.
Ok so the last one was a bit poor.
Over to you
Craig Pant Ifan - KFC (Finger-lickin' good!)
Deer Bield Buttress - Vanish
Dove Crag - That famous white soap which is 1/3 moisuriser!
Millstone - Mortgage4You (Yes they do exist!)
Roaches -- Rentokil.
You guys are good!
Denham Quarry, Evostick not because it is loose but because it is a shared use venue with the local glue sniffers, or it was back in 1986
Stoney Middleton -- Brasso.
Hen Cloud - B&Q (I presume that's where you get sandbags from?)
Dinas Mot - The North Face....it's f*cking cold there most of the year.
Gable Crag - The X Factor - coz its full of winter wannabees
Blackchurch - RBS (dark, loose and nobody trusts it anymore)
The Cioch Block, Burbage S. Qy - The Labour Party
Avon Cosmetics could sponsor that famous city crag in Bristol ... what was the name of the crag again, I just can't remember it...
Hound Tor- Pedigree chum.
Haytor - Fisons
Roche Rock - Rizla
Bosigran - Willows Care Home.
The Wiltons - carpets
Shepherds - Shepherd Neame
Dumbarton Rock - Buckie
Sron na Ciche - Bravissimo
Lustleigh Cleave- Anne Somers
Henna Cliff - Co-Op Funeralcare
Berry Head - Ribena
Horseshoe - LIDL - depressing, cheap and nasty but with the odd good find
Harper Hill - LIDL c 1990 depressing, cheap and nasty
Yarncliffe Quarry; Joint effort, Rentokil and Mr Sheen with input from Tarmac sand and aggregates.
Portland - Center Parcs
Designer fun for the unadventurous
Chee Tor - Weedol
Actually they're not cheap are they? so something depressing expensive and nasty.....Hamleys?
Sharp Edge, Gillette
Baggy Point -West Bromwich Building Society
Yarncliff, The Daily Mail
Pant Ifan, Knickerbox
Gimmer Crag, The Sunshine Home for the Terminally Belwildered
Bus Stop Quarry - National Express
The Castle - English Heritage
The Cuttings - Kew Gardens
Goblin Coombe - NHS (National Elf Service)
Cheddar - Cathedral City
Sacred angel (portland) - the catholic church
Battleship edge (portland) - the royal navy
Pregnant pause area - A family planning clinic
Smokey hole - local chimney sweep
Dancing ledge - Strictly come dancing
Cheddar gorge - cathedral city
Suicide Wall, Idwal - The Samaritans
Shepherds ...gregs pasties . The only lakes crag for people who don't like to walk very far.
Celestial Twins - Jedward
Maybe not eh?
St Bees - Gale's Honey
High Tor - Looney Tunes (Sylvester & Tweety Pie)
Curbar optimistically sponsored by no more nails.
Ramshaw is now sponsored by popular midge repellant 'Skinned so oft'
Black Crag - Blacks
Bench Tor - Crown Prosecution Servixe
Baslow Edge brought to you by Highland Toffee
Luckey Tor - The National Lottery.
Irishman's Wall - Jewsons.
Bonehill Rocks - Co-op funeral services.
Great Staple Tor - Office World (do you have them there?)
Little Mis Tor - Primark.
Leather Tor - Anne Summers.
simons seat - DFS
Shorn Cliff - Philishave
Wreckers Slab - Trinity House
Daddyhole Main Cliff - The NSPCC
Chair Ladder - DFS and Wickes
Robins Rocks - Reliant
Wicca Pillar - Witches Brew
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