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 Flatlander 20 Sep 2004
Why does life always seem better after the first cup? On the way to work three pedestrians tried to kill me! A bus tried to sandwich me between another bus, and a old lady gave me a stern look! Plus I have a head ache already. Non of that matters now that I have my coffee
 Jus 20 Sep 2004
In reply to Flatlander:

Oh yes, just had my first swig of the black stuff now.

Suddenly the fact that I only had 4 hrs sleep last night doesn't seem too bad!
 Jus 20 Sep 2004
In reply to JoHNY:

Driving down the M1, dead tired. Stopped off to have a 5 min powernap at a service station, then woke up 1.5 hrs later! Got back home at 2.30am.
 KeithW 20 Sep 2004
In reply to Flatlander:

I always get 2 mugs of high-octane, cafetiere-brewed coffee down me before setting out. Sharpens my reflexes for the tussle with all those mums on the North Leeds school run!

(What is it with black BMW convertibles - do they give away a bottle of peroxide with each one sold?!)
virgil 20 Sep 2004
In reply to Flatlander:

its a powerful stimulant.
thats all.
the world is unaltered.
 Tiggs 20 Sep 2004
In reply to Flatlander:

Tea is much better.
In reply to Tiggs:

I agree, tea is much better . . . coffee is for the rude
 Tiggs 20 Sep 2004
In reply to JoHNY:

Why is the City of London infested with Starbucks etc., yet the honest tradesman always prefers a cuppa tea?
OP Flatlander 20 Sep 2004
In reply to Tiggs: honest tradesman in London???
climbing haggis 20 Sep 2004
In reply to JoHNY:
> (In reply to Tiggs)
>
> Tea is for middle class. Toff juice. Coffee is for real people.

says the man who has started drinking peppermint tea!
climbing haggis 20 Sep 2004
In reply to JoHNY:

sicko, I'm going to beat you with a stick later.

with a tea bag on the end of it.
JoHNY 20 Sep 2004
In reply to climbing haggis:

Watch out the Mods are about, musn't mention the word Anus, oops just did. Naughty me.

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