In reply to gingerkate:
> (In reply to Kipper and Mick)
> Well where were you two then?
>
> In your absence (and his absence) we've elected ........Helen to do access for grit
Mary Magdellan........no that's wrong......she was a sinner.......Joan Of Arc defending God's rock from over-enthusiastic wire brushers (FH) and selfish litterers, protecting access from grouse-hunting non-believers....making sure the hoardes take the one path to Hugencroft.......lay their pads with care at Brimham.....keeping the noise down at Caley......parking correctly at Almscliff........treading lightly at the Kebbs....
Lay your sacred hands over the pathetic prostrate forms of the little retrobolting dwarves with their grubby beards and hooked noses, stained lycra tights and bolt drills. Send a wooden stake through their cold hard hearts and exorcise the demon. Pray over their corrupt minds with a cruxifix, baptise the sinners with your holy water.
One climbing nation, under god, with climbing justice and freedom to roam for all. Saint Helen upward and onward her golden hair streaming in the cold northern breeze.
What was that OMD song?
If joan of arc
Had a heart
Would she give it as a gift
To such as me
Who longs to see
How an angel ought to be
Her dream’s to give
Her heart away
Like an orphan on a wave
She cared so much
She offered up
Her body to the grave
You go Helen Taylor. Fight the good fight with help from the White Knight, Mark Radster.
What a team! Joined in holy communion, genuflecting before the altar of the grit gods...Don Whillans, Johhny Dawes, Jerry Peel, John Syrett and Al Manson, before doing battle on the moors and dales of Yorkshire.
Godspeed (you white emporer and emporeress) and Godbless
Mick