In reply to Wingnut:
Saturday
Apparently it reached –12 on the campsite. I have to say that I didn’t notice anything. Pick up Swirly and head into the village. The cottagers all appear to be suffering somewhat – must be either too much wine or too many hills. Mike and Lesley are heading to the Lost Valley. Haven’t got a clue where the Lost Valley actually is, not seen it on the map so possibly the OS have lost it, although managing to lose an entire valley does sound rather careless. Tag along anyway because it sounds interesting.
It turns out that it isn’t lost at all, but merely hiding sheepishly behind another mountain. Getting there necessitates the inevitable long uphill slog and it very quickly becomes apparent that three successive hill days is at least one too many. Up. Up. More up. I am starting to lose the will to live. More up. Then the valley finally materialises. Big. Stony. At least it flattens out a bit. Crampons on and up to the headwall. More up. My little legs are suffering and any energy I may once have had has run away and hid. Tomorrow is going to be a tourism and teashops day, honest, regardless of how good the conditions are. Pose, panting, at the notch in the cornice, clamber over the lip and collapse in the snow. Dried fruit. Water. Admire the view. Then up the ridge to the summit of Sgreamhach.
The whole world and his dog seemes to be up here. A good couple of dozen people on the top, and only four of us from Rocktalk. Some of the kit up here could work well as a display of the evolution of ice-axes throughout the last forty years or so. Some of the people up here could work well as a display of the evolution of climbers over the last eighty years or so.
The route off was the same as the route up. Soloing down the steep section below the lip was interesting. Getting a faceful of loose snow from the bloke six inches above was . . . interesting, maybe. Having my glasses steam up and completing the rest of the descent in my own personal white-out was . . . no, not interesting, more sort of mad gibbering terror. Fortunately once the angle eased off it was possible to bum-slide the rest of it which was both far more fun and nowhere near as tiring. I can say for the record that Swirly’s bum makes an excellent piste-basher.
Why, oh why could they not put the car park at the bottom of the hill. Just when you think you’ve finally finished some more uphill sneaks round the corner and ambushes you. Not fair.
Back to the cottages. “Did you know your radiator’s leaking?”
I glared at the Fester and it stopped trying to snog someone’s hire car and looked vaguely embarrassed. It hadn’t peed itself – the puddle was there when I parked it – but I wouldn’t have been exactly surprised if it had. More of Judith’s hill soup – she really should get herself a van and set up in business on the A82 somewhere, she’d make a mint. More people arrive off more hills. “Hello, did you have a good day? Say again? No, it isn’t leaking, the puddle was there when we arrived.”
Even walking up to the pub felt knackering. Tomorow would definitely be tourism and teashops.