Why do crampons and stuff always have really tuff names like 'rambos' and 'terminators' ? and all that, macho marketing, its mad.
Sleeping bags aswell, always 'mountain icecore blah blah' or whatever.
Why not something light hearted like like grivel g14' ice mincers' or DMM 'streisands'. Rab 'fluffykins' or nanok 'sleepy nite nites' ?
just a drunken thought.