In reply to phil webber:
> As Dennis Penis to Demi Moore (something like) "Ms Moore, if it was tastefully done and the role called for it, would you ever consider keeping your clothes on in a film?" Class...
Or my personal Pennis favourite to Russel Grant the astrologer...
DP: Can you read palms?
RG: Of course!
DP: Can you read mine? [Holds out hand with " F*** off you fat c*** " witten on it in marker pen]
Harsh but undeniably funny!