/ Shock Report - BMC Vice President Climbs Part 2

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Rock Hardman on 23 May 2007 - 143.52.5.188 whois?
Following on from our recent report detailed within :- http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?t=243203

This just in from a reporter on the scene ...


Stepping up for round 2 with New Age Traveller, our intrepid hero looked more confident than ever. After clipping up the route and practicing a few moves he was straight on to redpoint.

"To be honest", says Al Austin, Rab's dependable and highly supportive belay partner, "I didn't expect him to get it first go, he wasn't really warmed up". The redpoint came to grief just at the end of the technical crux. "He was still feeling confident when he came down" said Austin "I just knew it was in the bag on the next go".

After a short rest, Carrington was on the sharp end again. This time he powered through the technical crux with ease, Austin watching the flawless ascent with admiration. "It was only as he got into the last few moves below the chains that I saw things going wrong" says Austin. "He seemed lost and had all the wrong holds, bridging out on a tufa, way too far right and pinching non-existent excrecences between his finger and thumb. I thought "f**k me! He's blown it again!" but with a feat of strength normally found only in advanced Alzheimer patients, he hurled himself at the chains, whooped with joy as his arthritic hands kept their hold and got the tick".

News quickly spread to the lower catwalk, and Rab himself was seen to be texting everyone in the address book. There were kind words from Superstar climber Steve McCLure (mixed with threats of violence as Rab cast his eyes towards Steves project), and praise from all those present.

"It was a pity it had to end in such unseemly fashion" says Austin, who was apparently cruelly taunted by Carrington with cries of "stick that up your arse, you Nottingham tosspot".

Galled by such taunts, Austin made a couple of lacklustre attempts at the route, but then, nearing the end of the day and just as all seemed lost, Austin tied on again for one final time. With a fluency seldom seen on British rock, he cruised easily to the chains to cries of "Dix point!" from a team of French judges who had gathered to witness the event.


And so, dear readers, on such days is the history of British climbing written, two climbers with a a combined age well in excess of 250 years have scaled the giddy heights of 8a proving that all you need is a trust fund, limitless time and a room full of monkeys with typewriters.

The day was summed up by a witness, Mr Phillip Smith of sheffield, when he said, "I'm sure I put my harness in my rucksack this morning"
Tyler - on 23 May 2007
In reply to Rock Hardman:

Brilliant. Great news for both of them, I wondered why we hadn't seen them on In Brine for a while.
Richard Bradley - on 23 May 2007
In reply to Rock Hardman: Truss fund shirley?
sam the man on 23 May 2007 - devonshire-pc080-072.student-halls.leeds.ac.uk
In reply to Rock Hardman: Good stuf! There's hope for all of us.....
Sam
PS: Mr Rock Hardman, you should start writing the news section for a mag-t'would be far more entertaining than it currently is.
David Peters - on 23 May 2007
In reply to Rock Hardman: Sponsored by Saga, Horlicks and Preparation H ?

Well done the crumblies, there's hope for us all yet (well no there isn't - I lied about that bit!)
Ropeboy - on 23 May 2007
In reply to Rock Hardman:

lol :-)

Is that Alan's first 8a?

Did Phil really leave his harness?

J :-)
Michael Ryan - on 23 May 2007
In reply to sam the man:
> (In reply to Rock Hardman) Good stuf! There's hope for all of us.....
> Sam
> PS: Mr Rock Hardman, you should start writing the news section for a mag-t'would be far more entertaining than it currently is.

Or even better post up here and submit it as news, more immediate and a far bigger audience.

http://www.ukclimbing.com/news/sendnews.html

Rock Hardman on 24 May 2007 - 143.52.5.188 whois?
In reply to Ropeboy: Yup both Rab and Al completed their respective first 8a's on the same day !

And no, Phil didn't leave his harness (this time ;-) )
andy farnell - on 24 May 2007
In reply to Rock Hardman: Well done to both the (aged) parties involved. See you at Kilnsey soon.

Andy F
kipper (the original one) on 25 May 2007 - edsiaah02.eds.net
In reply to Rock Hardman:

Nothing about resting on your laurels they were both spotted on the Upper Tier at Malham yesterday on yet another 8a.

Rock Hardman was also spotted with Notebook and Pencil too so no doubt we will get news reports over the coming days.

Just goes to prove not only you can be old to climb 8a but old and ugly too.

Anyone seen my Boots Harness and Chalkbag?
shark - on 25 May 2007
In reply to Rock Hardman:

There's life in the old doggers yet.

Well done Rab. Well done Al.

Puts a bit more pressure on us young uns though.


ericinbristol - on 25 May 2007
I love lots about this report (and the follow ups)

- Damn funny

- Classic British self- and mutual-deprecation!

- Hope indeed for all of us whose tendons know our true age.
Serpico on 25 May 2007 - 89.242.229.92 whois?
In reply to Simon Lee:
Well done the boys! (although someone will have to pass this on as I know they don't read these forums).
I wish I'd seen Rabs ascent, it sounds like his redpoint of Slab Culture: start in a smooth Sport climbing style, get a bit wobbly, try to clip, fail, try again, fail, go for it anyway without the clip in a wild forgotten-all-the-moves, death or glory slapping Trad stylee.
sam the man on 25 May 2007 - devonshire-pc080-072.student-halls.leeds.ac.uk
In reply to kipper (the original one): Yeah, I saw Rab there yesterday, didn't see him climb-I think they were upstairs, but he belayed Steve Mclure on his project which was very impressive. (the project not the belaying)
Sam
Ropeboy - on 25 May 2007
In reply to Rock Hardman:

Saw Rab in the pub last night and now they're working a 8a+

J :-)
loopyone on 25 May 2007 - host81-129-212-186.range81-129.btcentralplus.com
In reply to Rock Hardman: Its a damn lie

Rock hardman is just trying to bring the BMC into disrepute by saying one of their top people was seen climbing
Michael Ryan - on 25 May 2007
In reply to tatty112:
> (In reply to Rock Hardman) Its a damn lie
>
> Rock hardman is just trying to bring the BMC into disrepute by saying one of their top people was seen climbing

Not that bouldering is climbing but.....

http://www.ukclimbing.com/images/dbpage.html?id=54589
Mutl3y - on 25 May 2007
In reply to Rock Hardman: Funniest bit of Gonzo reportage I've read in ages. Nice one.
loopyone on 25 May 2007 - host81-129-212-186.range81-129.btcentralplus.com
In reply to Mick Ryan - UKClimbing.com: i think his feet are on the ground and hes just examining an interesting nest
Kipper-Phil Smith - on 26 May 2007
In reply to Ropeboy:
No its Toadal Recall they are on its 8a. They only plan to hit 8a+ when they are 80 years old.
Ropeboy - on 26 May 2007
In reply to PSmith1000:

To be honest it's inspired me to push myself a bit, as Al said "if us old duffers can get up it..." ;-)

J :-)

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