In reply to Yellow Rebel:
Oh my God you wonderful woman you! (am assuming you are a woman...)
I'm in Leeds, if that is a squillion miles from you I'm sure we can sort something out. How much do you charge?
PS to the person who said it's really for me, I'd love one too but am tight and love climbing gear so have to be strict with myself to only buy when old stuff can no longer be used. But yes, would be very proud owner of sparkly pink chalk bag.