In reply to Anonymous:
Great friend of mine - Frank Peters (finest chief sub ever on the Northern Echo) put up a couple or three in his day. US plans send first Afro-
American into space one summer 'Moon Coon in June' (it was disallowed.)
Announcement that tennis star (of her day) Anne Jones was pregant: 'Anne Jones Seeded.'
Huddersfield electricity company found it lacked skilled labour:
'Too few hands to make lights work...'
among the many.