"So here I am: stood at the bottom of a rock face; miles from medical care with no bolts, mats or top ropes. The only way is up and the only thing that might save me is a mobile phone.
Not wanting to show my desperation, and cursing the BMC for not painting all holds bright pink for people who've spent too long indoors" writes
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http://www.ukclimbing.com/articles/page.php?id=578 
