UKC

What would you like to be remembered for and where would you like it published?

In reply to The Lemming: 'He cheated death by not dying' (with apologies to W Allen.)

In reply to The Lemming:

I would like it to be published in a paper with a date in the 22nd century.

I'm not fussy what's written in it as I'd be dead.

In reply to The Lemming: The Guardian would like to apologise unreservedly to Mr Toad and his family for any distress caused by our eronious obituary of yesterday. Mr Toad, who is 169, wished us to point out that he is very much alive, when he telephoned our office from Argentina where he is planning his latest antarctic expedition. We are happy to correct this mistake.

In reply to The Lemming: Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerrated

In reply to The Lemming: Alas my spelling appears to have expired!

In reply to The Lemming: "I told you I was ill"?

I'd like to be remembered as a good friend, brother and son.

In reply to The Lemming:

Escaped 'Reader's Digest' promos at last.....

In reply to bergalia:



Now come on, let's have something that is beilevable.

In reply to The Lemming:
"Worse things happen at sea, you know..."

In reply to The Lemming: I really would like to save humanity, tall order i know

in his eightieth year he could still spey cast a sunk line on the North Esk on a wintry february day, while being sucked off by a young phillipino chick

In reply to Fawksey:
while being sucked off by a young phillipino chick



Not that I'm questioning your sexual preferences Fawksey old son, but I think you'll find 'Phillippino' is masculine....It may be 'Phillippina' you are after....

In reply to bergalia:

Maybe he has a thing for lady boys

In reply to bergalia: by the time Im eighty Im sure either will suffice

In reply to The Lemming: I've written my own...

It's sad, but probably for the best
After a life most unfair
He should have known he couldn't rest
When he was pursued by a bear

T.