In reply to WillShaker: Haha, brilliant:
To a chubby 13-year-old boy at a space exploration exhibit, pointing to a space capsule: "You’ll have to lose weight if you want to go in that."
Apparently when the then Princess Elizabeth brought him home for the first time to meet dad (George VI), Prince Phillip who was waering a kilt for the first time and being uncertain of what to do, curtseyed to the King.