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Stag weekend t-shirt slogans?

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 Microwired22 10 Jul 2011
Suggestions?

'Liquor in the front, poker in the rear' kind of slogans for a stag weekend t-shirts?

Any good ones you've heard seen?

 bouldery bits 10 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad:

simply 'LAD'.
 TobyA 10 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad:

"I'm really embarrassed having to do all this crap, but he is my mate after all"?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/video/2011/jun/16/david-mitchell-st...
OP Microwired22 10 Jul 2011
In reply to TobyA: Like that! Cheers for the link- the 'high speed water prostitution', found that rather amusing! ha ha
chill54 11 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad: "Well, it isn't going to suck itself".
 stonemaster 11 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad: Definition of a quickie: Now this won't hurt a bit, did it?
"We're not as sad as we appear to be."
 graeme jackson 12 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad:
past experience of stag parties in the city centre would suggest this...

"please steer clear of us. we're a bunch of pricks on a stag night and by 10pm we'll be pissed, aggressive and incredibly annoying"

Might be difficult to get it all on the front. However, you could have it printed helically.
 Steve John B 12 Jul 2011
In reply to graeme jackson: You could change the 10 to a 5 to save space.
 pebblespanker 12 Jul 2011
In reply to Steve John B:

'Sluts on Tour Ibiza 2011'

group of women at EMA earlier this year... overheard a kind sould pointing out that the logo may get them into trouble unless they were careful ...!!!
 Bob Hughes 12 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad: "If we were sober, we'd hate us too."
mountainsheep 12 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad:
"FBI"
I'm now writing this bit because UKC won't let me post all upper case
Wonko The Sane 12 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad: "We are drunken tossers with so little imagination, we've had these T Shirts printed."

Or "Caution, vomitting likely"
OP Microwired22 12 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad: cheers for the suggestions guys! Like 'em!
 Iain Downie 12 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad:

"If you're lucky, this'll be the last time we do this for him."

Iain
 Dominion 12 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad:

How about:

"We don't care about sex trafficking and the enforced prostitution of sex slaves, as long as we can catch the STD of our choice, and pass it to our wives and girlfriends when we get home!"
 rubble 13 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad:

T-shirt with large tongue -a la Rolling Stones - with

(insert name of prospective groom)'s
Cunning Linguist Team
together we'll lick 'em!

If you can get yer tongue round that .....
 3 Names 14 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad:

How about 'we are Lame'
OP Microwired22 14 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad: There are some really miserable f*ckers about!
 3 Names 14 Jul 2011
In reply to Vince McNally:

Sorry
 Tony the Blade 14 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad:
> (In reply to CragRat_Trad)

> There are some really miserable f*ckers about!

That's the best by far
 SGD 14 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad: 'I can't wait to get my Dicken Cider'

'No muff is too tuff - we dive at 5'

'If you think my attitude stinks sniff my fingers'

'If I Lick it will you let me put my finger in it' (play on words from Beyonce's if you like it you should have put a ring on it)
 PeterM 14 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad:
> (In reply to CragRat_Trad) There are some really miserable f*ckers about!

- usually with unoriginal matching t-shirts...
 Clarence 14 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad:

If found please return to British Embassy.

I DO NOT give permission for my identity to be used on TV.
OP Microwired22 14 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad: Thanks for them guys! Like em'

And c'mon guys, it's tradition to wear silly tshirts on stag doo's, it's a bit of fun! Gees..
 MatthewV 14 Jul 2011
In reply to CragRat_Trad: "Too pussy for trad"


[disclaimer: I saw this on a T-shirt at the wall recently, it's not original]
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