/ funny/unappealing route descriptions

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chris smith - on 10 Feb 2013
Hi all
There was a thread on here last year asking for people to put up intersting/funny and unappealing route descriptions, I have looked for it but cant find it, so would like to rekindle the thread as it was very amusing. So please add any route descriptions that you think would meet the brief.
Cheers
Bulls Crack - on 10 Feb 2013
In reply to chris smith:

Funny and unappealing or funny or unappealing, funny descriptions?

But anyway: http://www.rockfax.com/databases/r.php?i=21622

The Ivanator - on 10 Feb 2013
In reply to chris smith: Gower and SE Wales has a stack of hilarious ones:
"...start where a pile of bicycles used to be" is a personal favourite!
chris smith - on 11 Feb 2013
In reply to The Ivanator: ha ha that's exactly what I'm after ha
ice.solo - on 11 Feb 2013
In reply to chris smith:

ive heard kukuczks route on k2 described as 'a link up of the worlds most unsurvivable avalanche chutes'
no_more_scotch_eggs - on 11 Feb 2013
In reply to chris smith:

most of the yorkshire grit guide to baildon bank would qualify

hopefully the new edition will continue to capture the essence of place...

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