/ funny/unappealing route descriptions
There was a thread on here last year asking for people to put up intersting/funny and unappealing route descriptions, I have looked for it but cant find it, so would like to rekindle the thread as it was very amusing. So please add any route descriptions that you think would meet the brief.
"...start where a pile of bicycles used to be" is a personal favourite!
ive heard kukuczks route on k2 described as 'a link up of the worlds most unsurvivable avalanche chutes'
most of the yorkshire grit guide to baildon bank would qualify
hopefully the new edition will continue to capture the essence of place...
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