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Horses for courses...

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 Reach>Talent 14 Feb 2013
Food industry experts have slated Michael Goves plans to remove home economics from the curriculum in favour of a new mandatory GCSE philosophy course. He has been accused of putting Descartes before the horse.

Can anyone do worse than this?
In reply to Reach>Talent:

I'll have a go.

Gove is also removing all fruit from school dinners. He's been accused of taking the pith.
abseil 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Reach>Talent:
>...Can anyone do worse than this?

Easy...

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Pay for it in TESCO.

You can steak a horse to water but you can't charge more than six pounds a kilo.
 Hat Dude 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Reach>Talent:

Horses for courses?

Would that be a starter or main?
OP Reach>Talent 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Reach>Talent:
What sickens me most about this is the implication that criminal gangs were turning horses purchased for less than £10 into £500 worth of meat in a few weeks. Why the hell wasn't my pension provider investing in this?
Removed User 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Reach>Talent:

Last night I went to Tesco. I bought a bottle of Bacardi white rum, a bottle of Lambs Navy dark Rum, and some beefburgers.

I've now got the full set. White Rum, Dark Rum, and Red Rum.
 dek 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Removed User:
Well at least its stopped all those Jimmy Saddle puns.
 Yanis Nayu 14 Feb 2013
In reply to dek:
> (In reply to rocky57)
> Well at least its stopped all those Jimmy Saddle puns.

That's the mane thing.
Clauso 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Reach>Talent:

Are you trying to conduct some sort of Gallop poll of equine puns, or something?

... This entire thread is awful. I hope that it doesn't run furlong.
 Nick Alcock 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Clauso: I think we're just saddled with it.
OP Reach>Talent 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Clauso:
Oi, you are just jealous of my punning. Stop jockeying for position.
 Castleman 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Reach>Talent:

I'm struggling to think of anything. It's hard to think on the hoof
 Nick Alcock 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Castleman: It's just one of the hurdles...
Woodman 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Reach>Talent: Only tried horse meat once - gave me the trots
 JSA 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Reach>Talent:

roses are red
apples are fruity
watch your lasagne
it could be black beauty
In reply to JSA:

Roses are red,
Violets are cute
Enjoy your lasagne
Watch out of Bute
Clauso 14 Feb 2013
In reply to grumpybearpantsclimbinggoat:

Roses are red
Vikings are Norse
Watch your lasagne
It could be Italian.
 JSA 14 Feb 2013
In reply to grumpybearpantsclimbinggoat:

Aha, they're topical on two counts
abseil 15 Feb 2013
In reply to Clauso:
> Roses are red
> Vikings are Norse
> Watch your lasagne
> It could be Italian.

OK that definitely wins... can't beat that.

This thread is harnessing all my abilities. Think I'll have a polo to think more clearly.
 bouldery bits 15 Feb 2013
In reply to Reach>Talent:

I can't think of one. I've fallen at the first hurdle!

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