/ Horses for courses...

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mkean - on 14 Feb 2013
Food industry experts have slated Michael Goves plans to remove home economics from the curriculum in favour of a new mandatory GCSE philosophy course. He has been accused of putting Descartes before the horse.

Can anyone do worse than this? ;-)
Turdus torquatus on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to mkean:

I'll have a go.

Gove is also removing all fruit from school dinners. He's been accused of taking the pith.
abseil on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to mkean:
>...Can anyone do worse than this? ;-)

Easy...

Donít look a gift horse in the mouth. Pay for it in TESCO.

You can steak a horse to water but you can't charge more than six pounds a kilo.
Hat Dude on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to mkean:

Horses for courses?

Would that be a starter or main?
mkean - on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to mkean:
What sickens me most about this is the implication that criminal gangs were turning horses purchased for less than £10 into £500 worth of meat in a few weeks. Why the hell wasn't my pension provider investing in this?
rocky57 - on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to mkean:

Last night I went to Tesco. I bought a bottle of Bacardi white rum, a bottle of Lambs Navy dark Rum, and some beefburgers.

I've now got the full set. White Rum, Dark Rum, and Red Rum.
dek - on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to rocky57:
Well at least its stopped all those Jimmy Saddle puns.
In reply to dek:
> (In reply to rocky57)
> Well at least its stopped all those Jimmy Saddle puns.

That's the mane thing.
Darren Jackson - on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to mkean:

Are you trying to conduct some sort of Gallop poll of equine puns, or something?

... This entire thread is awful. I hope that it doesn't run furlong.
Dervish - on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Darren Jackson: I think we're just saddled with it.
mkean - on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Darren Jackson:
Oi, you are just jealous of my punning. Stop jockeying for position.
Castleman - on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to mkean:

I'm struggling to think of anything. It's hard to think on the hoof
Dervish - on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to Castleman: It's just one of the hurdles...
Woodman - on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to mkean: Only tried horse meat once - gave me the trots ;o)
JSA - on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to mkean:

roses are red
apples are fruity
watch your lasagne
it could be black beauty
In reply to JSA:

Roses are red,
Violets are cute
Enjoy your lasagne
Watch out of Bute
Darren Jackson - on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to grumpybearpantsclimbinggoat:

Roses are red
Vikings are Norse
Watch your lasagne
It could be Italian.
JSA - on 14 Feb 2013
In reply to grumpybearpantsclimbinggoat:

Aha, they're topical on two counts ;)
abseil on 15 Feb 2013
In reply to Darren Jackson:
> Roses are red
> Vikings are Norse
> Watch your lasagne
> It could be Italian.

OK that definitely wins... can't beat that.

This thread is harnessing all my abilities. Think I'll have a polo to think more clearly.
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bouldery bits - on 15 Feb 2013
In reply to mkean:

I can't think of one. I've fallen at the first hurdle!

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