/ Horses for courses...
Can anyone do worse than this? ;-)
I'll have a go.
Gove is also removing all fruit from school dinners. He's been accused of taking the pith.
>...Can anyone do worse than this? ;-)
Donít look a gift horse in the mouth. Pay for it in TESCO.
You can steak a horse to water but you can't charge more than six pounds a kilo.
Horses for courses?
Would that be a starter or main?
What sickens me most about this is the implication that criminal gangs were turning horses purchased for less than £10 into £500 worth of meat in a few weeks. Why the hell wasn't my pension provider investing in this?
Last night I went to Tesco. I bought a bottle of Bacardi white rum, a bottle of Lambs Navy dark Rum, and some beefburgers.
I've now got the full set. White Rum, Dark Rum, and Red Rum.
Well at least its stopped all those Jimmy Saddle puns.
> Well at least its stopped all those Jimmy Saddle puns.
That's the mane thing.
Are you trying to conduct some sort of Gallop poll of equine puns, or something?
... This entire thread is awful. I hope that it doesn't run furlong.
Oi, you are just jealous of my punning. Stop jockeying for position.
I'm struggling to think of anything. It's hard to think on the hoof
roses are red
apples are fruity
watch your lasagne
it could be black beauty
Roses are red,
Violets are cute
Enjoy your lasagne
Watch out of Bute
Roses are red
Vikings are Norse
Watch your lasagne
It could be Italian.
Aha, they're topical on two counts ;)
> Vikings are Norse
> Watch your lasagne
> It could be Italian.
OK that definitely wins... can't beat that.
This thread is harnessing all my abilities. Think I'll have a polo to think more clearly.
I can't think of one. I've fallen at the first hurdle!
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