/ HEEEEEELP! i just lowered my rope into someone else's poo
Don't Phantom poo at the bottom of routes people (I realize it probably wasn't you... just a reminder).
Soz about that. I did feel a bit guilty at the time. But I had a tortoises head. Me and Mrs Num Num had had a Vesta Curry. And I had the shits anyway, from a bug.
You should it hammered it back in with a mallet...
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