In reply to David Martin:
Hello David, your more than welcome to join! All soldiers are psychic, just some need a little more encouragement to fully realise their psychic potential.
> What are the T&Cs,
Stop war. Get laid.
service length,
once you join you'll never want to leave, you couldn't anyway. That's the nature of psychic abilities.
will I be eligible for an educational grant,
Er, no sorry. It's all a bit Ad Hoc at the moment. I'll need to wait until I've got more recruits, then I'll be able to convince the civilian population to provide funding for educational grants.
and which branch of your psychic forces would you recommend if I want to spend most of my time climbing or riding horses around Hyde Park?
God's corps - also known as The Corps of Royal Psychic Engineers. Or the SAS - super army sychics.