In reply to GrumpySod:
I work Freelance and so far in 4 years the closest from home that I've had any paid work is 70 miles, so I need somewhere cheap monday to friday.
I have toyed with the idea of buying a camper van and just staying in the car park at the client, but this would be viewed as "unprofessional".
I've priced up buying a caravan and staying on a campsite, but it's cheaper to rent a room in someone's house.
I've also thought about a canal boat, but it's not in the same ball park.
If I could find someone, that had spare space on their drive for a caravan that would work, but how ?