In reply to Douglas Griffin:
Hmmm. Mountains and molehills?
I get the impression that:
a) He behaved like a tosser, parking his car where he shouldn't have and letting his dog splash around in the pool (his later comments shows he doesn't know his arse from his elbow when it comes to fishing).
b) The ghillie behaved like a tosser, a polite request to move the car and the dug would have avoided a lot of anguish.
Regarding the sub text. I've been wandering around Scotland for 40 years and I've been told to piss off twice. Once from a wee shite of a farmer in Glen Feshie and once by an old woman on Great Berneray, the "get orf my land" routine is not the exclusive preserve of the upper classes and their retainers.