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So - I want to impress my colleagues with my amazing knowledge of using an ipad. I've already impressed them by splitting the onscreen keyboard into two mini ones so that you can type with your thumbs. What other top tips do you have?

In reply to tlm:

Here's a start
http://www.techsupportalert.com/content/best-ipad-tips-and-tricks-updated-i...

In reply to tlm:

Top tablet tips?

Dont Drink 6 Litres of cider after Taking your valium, or youll wake up very confused in a hedge miles From home.

In reply to Choss:

Hang about you been spying on me, and it was only 2 litres of old Rosie and a couple of etizolam

In reply to tlm:

Top tablet tips?

To get Neat codeine From co-codamol use cold water extraction.

In reply to Choss:

Or just convince your gp to give you 120mg dhc's, 2 will FCK you up or some oramorph

In reply to tlm: Delete your viewing history, just in case

In reply to lost1977: It's just dawned on me who you are!

In reply to tlm:

Top tablet tips?

when Making a dental Appointment for any actual dental work, make sure you tell them you are very dental Phobic and a very nervous patient.

Any good dentist will give you a Script
for benzos for the day of treatment.

In reply to Dispater:

Has it, I guess this means I should know who you are

In reply to lost1977:

If anyone knows who dispater is tell me, I have a suspicion I know and we could well be friends on fb

In reply to lost1977:

We are; my profile text here is copied word for word from FB.

In reply to Dispater:

Are you sure it is from FB and not from a dating site?

In reply to tlm:
dont leave it hanging around in the kitchen
youtube.com/watch?v=qwLuLjv6V0g&

In reply to tlm:

Your other half is a FB chum of mine, and I remember your 'knickers in the car' trick from UK.rec. days.

In reply to tlm:

Blue supermen are not ecstacy

In reply to Dispater:

They were NOT knickers!! It was a bra!

In reply to tlm:

Many apologies; it was a loooong time ago, and dementia is setting in.