In reply to Neil Williams:
Hah! Cycle paths in MK! Don't get me started.
Oh all right, I've started already: they are full of discarded shopping trolleys, broken glass, winos on the Buckie, random nutters, and dog poo.
Also, they have comedy signage. Either it's been defaced with true dedication, in a way that makes the signage illegible. Or the sign says "Bloxton" (where?) on one arm and "Floxton" (where?) on the other arm. Always with no distances marked either.
Now quite possibly japey schoolkids have amusingly reversed the sign anyway, but even if they haven't it makes no difference unless you know whether you want to head for Bloxton or for Floxton, which, let's face it, you don't.
And another thing about MK cyclepaths: you usually can't get onto them in the first place. So you're toiling up some godawful dual with three HGVs standing on their noses on your tail, with a cyclepath only 10 feet away, but those feet are all of them vertical. Or there is a briar patch worthy of Mordor in between you and it. And it's guaranteed that if you do get onto it somehow, either it will instantly end at a bus stop, or you will be confronted with another Floxton/ Bloxton choice.
and.... breathe
Post edited at 17:40