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Seems that the fat little toe-rag Kim Jung Un has done3

In reply to FesteringSore:

Maybe, he's a bit of a prick.

In reply to Jon Stewart:

What, is he a big enough prick to make you want to shoot him?

In reply to FesteringSore:

Uncle, no. Mother in law on the other hand....

In reply to FesteringSore:

Drunk at a wedding again?

In reply to FesteringSore:

In reply to the post title: No.

In reply to your post:
You think he pulled the trigger to shoot his uncle? Doubt it.

'Fat little toe-rag'; you've met him then? Rather than just reading random stuff on the intertwatweb?

It is an interesting story but doesn't deserve your cheap post. (What's a 'done3' by the way?)

I also note that Jon Stewart has had close contact with the mighty leader's genitalia. Even if they are only partial......

Guess I'm trying to say........um.......um....... grow up.

In reply to FesteringSore:

Maybe when we are at the top of the tree in a secretive country, we can make that call.

Quite a few spouses would like to off their other halves.

In reply to The Lemming:

Would You Shoot Your Uncle?


Quite rare to marry your uncle though, I'd have thought. Even in our new metrosexual society.

In reply to andyathome:


He has previously had an ex girlfriend killed though.

In reply to FesteringSore:

My uncle... No

My uncle if I were Kim Jong-Un... Who knows. We can imagine what may happen to him should he fail to keep his house of cards standing. I imagine he can too.

We're not playing the same game.

jk

In reply to jkarran:





One could have him expelled from the country or sent to prison, though?

I find it pretty chilling one of the charges was that he clapped in a half hearted manner when King Jung Un came to power.

In reply to FesteringSore:

I would. The Cnut promised me a go in a spitfire (the plane, not the shit Triumph) before I realised he was a compulsive bullshitter.

In reply to FesteringSore:

If I was Clarkson's nephew I would happily pick up the gun.

In reply to FesteringSore:
Almost as good as Prince Dipendra

In reply to Submit to Gravity:

Regarding "shit" Spitfires,I derided them in their day but wouldn't mind one in the garage now. Of course, a Daimler Dart would be a much nicer hobby toy....

In reply to Tom Valentine:

They were no TR4, 4a or 5 though...

I've wanted a TR4a for over 20 years now. I shall get one when daughter's flown the nest and I've retired.

In reply to FesteringSore:

Yes, i Expect i probably would. wouldnt be the first Time 7;^0

Kim yong number uns purges seem to be catching on mind.

http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?n=572431

Ps only Joking Alan 7;^)

In reply to The Lemming:



Did you hear about the guy who lay dying on his death dead?

He struggles to sit up and speak to his wife who is gently wiping his brow.

"I've got a few things to confess to you" he says

"Shhhh" she gently murmurs to him

" But I must confess to you so that I can die in peace" he pleads

"There there" she says gently to him "There's no need to"

" I have to" he says "I slept with your sister" He watches her face for a reaction, but she remains passive

He goes on "And I slept with your best friend, and her sister, and your mother" Still she remains passive

"Doesn't that upset you? " he asks.

" Oh, I knew" she calmly replies " I've known about all of them. That's why I've poisoned you......"

In reply to Tom Valentine:

Wouldn't mind a nice GT6