In reply to funnybunnytom1:
My Mrs is my best piece of off the hill kit.
She goes shopping when I go off on a jolly. I get into a nice few bottles of cold beer.
Then she cooks my tea, normally a beef curry.
She listens to my dogs tale of the day, and is sympathetic to her.
Quick glass of wine , then into my hot bath with my favourite matey bubbles.
After that, she leads me by the hand, up to a nice warm bed to massage my weary thighs.
'Anything else that you need my dear, to make your day perfect'? She utters.
If only M and S did women