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Wanted : Polar Vortex (size small or medium)

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 Pay Attention 07 Jan 2014
As a change from reading the apocalyptic weather reports in the Daily Express I notice that the USA has a Polar Vortex right now.

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/01/06/us/polar-vortex-explained/

I want one.

I can't afford the USA supersized Polar Vortex but would be happy with a smaller one, perhaps localised to the kinder Plateau till mid April.

Offers?
 d_b 07 Jan 2014
In reply to Pay attention:

I had some frost on my car about 10 days ago. Will that do?
 PipsterW 07 Jan 2014
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None on ebay.

Perhaps we could lease the USA "Supersized Polar Vortex" for a month?
 crayefish 07 Jan 2014
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I have one at home for making iced tea and lollipops but not sure it would be large enough for a whole plateau.
 girlymonkey 07 Jan 2014
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Maybe if we all chip in for it we could buy the USA one between us? I could add £5 to the cause?!
 Cameron94 07 Jan 2014
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I'll send the "group" bank details and you can make the transfer
 teflonpete 09 Jan 2014
In reply to davidbeynon:

> I had some frost on my car about 10 days ago. Will that do?

Certainly will, I'll be round with my axes later to have a go at climbing it. Can you rig up a top rope from the aerial mount?
 martinph78 09 Jan 2014
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I've already ordered one, delivery will be 10-14 days. You can all thank me later
In reply to Pay attention

Its BOGOF if you order it from Alaska....
In reply to Pay attention:

There may be an extra charge if you opt for rapid delivery by Jet Stream
 Misha 09 Jan 2014
In reply to Pay attention:
Yes, I've got a few in a range of colour schemes. Would you like a green one to go with your axes? Cost is 1,000 belay hours each. Delivery is a bit slow though - round about the time of the next ice age.
 ianstevens 09 Jan 2014
In reply to Pay attention:

perhaps localised to the kinder Plateau

Could we not have it somewhere better instead?

 PipsterW 17 Jan 2014
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Perhaps upgrade to a Maunder Minimum?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25771510

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