/ Hurricanes, floods and now....an earthquake!
Surely you mean magnitude rather than Richter, ahem :-)
The magnitude is measured using the Richter Scale (can be the moment magnitude scale, although I would doubt the BBC are referring to that scale). :)
I blame fracking....
It happened at Sea? surely it' a Sign From Cod!
I blame South Western gay marriages.
Thats a red Herring.
Surely some mist-hake?
Theres no plaice for Those bad puns here
Theres definately something fishy going on.
Why not? Given how much of a battering the weather's been dishing out lately, it sounds like people need some fin to cheer them up!
These fish puns are appalling. If anything of interest actually happens in this thread please let minnow.
Youre skate-ing on thin ice with that answer.
Stop Perch-ing on the Fence.
I'm assuming you posted that on porpoise?
Now youre floundering, thats not even a fish.
Pollocks, was hoping you wouldn't notice! Gill-ty as charged ... still, it was too good an opportunaty to miss. ::o)
Rudd-y hell. Youre off the Scale. Stop Carping on.
We should dolphinately scale back the terrible fish puns. Otherwise the sole porpoise of the thread is lost.
Oh, I don't know ... I'm no brain sturgeon where comedy's concerned, but I thought some of those were quietly brill-iant in their own way. Certainly beats some of the things we keep herring about on this forum ...
Agreed. But the fish puns might already be too deeply entenched in the thread.
Not too much of a pain in the bass to trawl through the puns, surely?
I wrasseled with that thought but came to the conclusion that everyone is just being shellfish and ruining the thread.
This thread is crab I'm not ling ering here.....
Well, there's a shrimple answer to that one - if you've got something useful to add, don't be koi, speak up!
Suit yourshellf! ::o)
Dont worry, if they dont clam up well Just mussel them out
Too late, I fink they might be hooked!
What gets me about this thread is everyone Taking it so littorally!
I thank you, and claim the pundown crown on this thread. Youve been a wonderful Audience, you really have ;-)
Oy-stering up trouble again you lot. This thread eely, eely stinks.
I don't think it's reely that bad ... although I'm sure we cod do better.
I heard that Lower Sharpnose Dace are numbered.
I sea what you did there. Let's mullet it over before we decide the winner.
Thats a Bleak Assessment.
That was a gudgeon you tried there, but i still say Littoral Takes the crown. If not this thread will get Longer and longer Like a Conger Line.
Let's have a grouper hug and not roe about it.
can anyone mussel in? Theres no clear winner in my view, they've tide.
Simply terrible - I'm regretting coming back to have another skimmer this thread.
I just smelt a whiff of Holy Mackerel.
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