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and i thought this was a way of getting rid of unwanted kittens

http://tuoitre.vn/Chinh-tri-Xa-hoi/Phong-su-Ky-su/598419/chui-vao-tui-nilon...

In reply to oaktree:

To answer the question, I'd use a bridge

In reply to oaktree:

I would use this

youtube.com/watch?v=8q2xZfrUwbc&

In reply to oaktree:

Wear a wet suit...

In reply to Timmd:


I'd be more inclined to use a dry suit.

In reply to oaktree:

Pole vault.

In reply to oaktree:

use a coracle
Stilts
build a raft
coat myself in a superhydrophobic compound
ask moses to do his thing

In reply to oaktree:
If there wasn't a bridge I wouldn't. I'd consider swimming, if the river wasn't running too fast, and if I really needed to cross it, but that wouldn't keep me dry.

It's more important to keep your kit dry than your body dry anyway. Wet bodies dry in no time (in dry air); wet clothes don't dry all day. If I could get all my clothes and my boots into a dry bag and swim across with that held out of the water, that wouldn't be a bad result.

In reply to oaktree:

Sounds like cats being drowned!!

In reply to krikoman:

Anyone here used the sheep-ferry across the River Etive? It rocks.