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 goldmember 20 Mar 2014
The big honeymoon is coming up. Everything is all booked, the concierge said if we want anything just to let them know. I was thinking of asking for the usual stuff, chocolates, booze, rose petals, fuffy handcuffs ...

UKC is a place of romantics, any other suggestions? from the beautiful to the down right strange! all welcomed
KevinD 20 Mar 2014
In reply to goldmember:

if you are taking suggestions from UKC. May I suggest as a preemptive strike councilling.
 KaRun 20 Mar 2014
In reply to goldmember:

fluffy handcuffs? Surely every UKC member uses their ropes in this situation just for knot practise?
abseil 21 Mar 2014
In reply to goldmember:

> UKC is a place of romantics, any other suggestions? from the beautiful to the down right strange! all welcomed

Long leisurely breakfast.

Go for a long walk through gardens, hand in hand.

Sit down by a beautiful waterfall.

Gaze into each others eyes.

And you say...

And you say............

And you say what I said to my beloved at this point on my honeymoon...

(Sorry can't remember but it was something like "I'm sorry but you now appeal to me about as much as a piece of cold toast".)

Ok, jokes over, have a wonderful honeymoon.
 Billhook 21 Mar 2014
In reply to dissonance:

I don't know what councilling is but I think you might be better off with counselling.

OP goldmember 21 Mar 2014
bump for the late night drunken romantics out there
 Edradour 22 Mar 2014
In reply to goldmember:

Not sure what you're looking for with this post. Things to do with your new wife?

Seems a bit odd to me since we don't know you or her.

I hope you have a great time though and congratulations.
 Baron Weasel 22 Mar 2014
In reply to goldmember:

Have you got a lunar months worth of mead? That after all is what a honeymoon is! Said to be good for the fertility and longevity of the relationship.
Jim C 22 Mar 2014
In reply to goldmember:

> The big honeymoon is coming up. Everything is all booked, the concierge said if we want anything just to let them know.

A male and female stripper duo, to get you both in the mood

 The Potato 22 Mar 2014
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a bag of chalk, always handy
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