In reply to The Lemming:
Appalling, unoriginal, formulaic, Euro power ballad, with trite lyrics and not sung in native language.
Should do well.
Edit - oh, apparently that's the British entry, in which case I was wrong about the language. And it won't do well, because of the voting
But who cares ? Most of the songs sound the same, at least once you've had a few drinks, and you can't watch it sober can you ?
Post edited at 16:56