UKC

... by the ruts.

is there a Better abusive song title?

Not including the Naughty one on the original Ian dury new boots and panties?

In reply to broken spectre:

What, 'wake up and make love to me'?

In reply to maisie:

Come now Martin, you Knows thats not what i Mean...

My Step mum scratched the song off one of my Step brothers New boots and panties album with a needle, and told us we were disgusting

In reply to broken spectre:

Always quite liked Run Shithead Run by Mudhoney. Cracking tune, too.

In reply to broken spectre:

I am thinking of a Mindless Drug Hoover song with a title that rhymes with "Luck Off"

In reply to broken spectre:

Reality Asylum by Crass is my fave.

The album features a blank track where it was supposed to be because the pressing plant refused to press the album with it on.

bet that doesn't happen nowadays.

In reply to broken spectre:

Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs - I Couldn't Spell #@!%

"I would have wrote you a letter but I couldn't spell #@!%,
that's all I gotta say "

youtube.com/watch?v=S7oYQDhWP7s&

In reply to broken spectre:

"I don't like you" by SLF from Nobody's Heroes.
The lyrics have always amused me.

In reply to broken spectre:

John copper Clarks's 4-letter classic

"They can't find a good word for you, but I can.... T**T"

http://www.cyberspike.com/clarke/poemlist.html

In reply to Blue Straggler:
Mindless drug hoover!

Some people say I'm nasty, some say I have my moods,
But I think I'm fantastic cos I'm so lucking rude
I was upstairs in my bedroom trying on my new brown cords,
The doorbell rang he said he was the man from the electricity board,
Well I let him stay there quite a while I wasn't moving fast,
He'd only been there half an hour when he pushed his way right past,
I said luck off! Who do you think you are? get out of my lucking flat,
What do you mean you want to read the meter you cheeky lucking tw@,
Go on luck off! Don't talk to me like that!
Well he left in a right lucking uppity cos he'd hurt his lucking hand,
Knocking out my two front teeth, the cheeky lucking bastard!

Also liked 'sorry about the shag' - but I've changed me mind, cos I know that I'm going to have to up and leave as soon as I've drained me spine.

Blue straggler you have just taken me back 20yrs.

In reply to broken spectre:

Babylon's Burning and Staring At The Rude Boys apart, I wasn't into the Ruts much at the time. But I saw Ruts UK last year supporting the Damned and they were good

In reply to Choss:

Ha ha you're dead by Green Day.

In reply to DerwentDiluted:

I thought Mindless Drug Hoover was a figment of my imagination. Thanks for reminding me!