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Rolf Harris's sentence

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So how long will he get inside?

for some offences the max term is 2yrs, 7yrs and 10yrs. Not to mention his age will be a consideration....

My guess will be a poultry 8. But should be more.
 mypyrex 04 Jul 2014
In reply to mh554:


> My guess will be a poultry 8. But should be more.

That would be quite fowl

In reply to mypyrex:

I think the judge will chicken out and go for a suspended sentence. Cue lots of outraged clucking and a compromise of a couple of years, which means one. But then, I'm a cynic.

Whichever, his goose is cooked.
 mypyrex 04 Jul 2014
In reply to maisie:

Wonder if he's taking his digeridoo and wobble board to prison.
In reply to mypyrex:

he will probably be playing Stuart Hall's digeridoo
 ThunderCat 04 Jul 2014
In reply to mypyrex:

Don't egg him on.
 ThunderCat 04 Jul 2014
In reply to mypyrex:

I don't think it's appropriate to make yolks about a subject like this.
 MonkeyPuzzle 04 Jul 2014
In reply to mh554:

Didgeridon't.
 Skol 04 Jul 2014
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> So how long will he get inside?

Too soon for that sort of humour
 BigBrother 04 Jul 2014
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Do you know how long it is yet?
In reply to mh554:

He should get a lot of bird for doing them young chicks.
 Skol 04 Jul 2014
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He's going to feel cooped up in there.
He is certain to get laid.
 wiwwim 04 Jul 2014
In reply to Skol:

have you guessed what it is yet?

Its a hairy swan (bad taste, sorry, but bird theme)
 Skol 04 Jul 2014
In reply to wiwwim:

That took me a while, but funny
 robal 04 Jul 2014
In reply to mh554:

I'm F**k**g ROFL.... said his dyslexic cellmate....
 Lesdavmor 04 Jul 2014
In reply to robal:

He will have to tie his kangaroo down(sport)
 ewar woowar 04 Jul 2014
In reply to mh554:

> My guess will be a poultry 8. But should be more.

You are Cheek to the Rock and I claim my £5
In reply to ewar woowar:

claim £5? Its not the lottery haha
In reply to mh554:

According to the prosecuton, he had kiddie porn too on his computer! What an animal...!
 Hat Dude 04 Jul 2014
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Sun arise, slopping out my cell now
Sun arise, slopping out my cell now
Spilling all the p*ss all around
 mypyrex 04 Jul 2014
Joking aside, his "friends" are apparently wondering how he and his family will cope with a prison sentence.

How do they reconcile that with the suffering of his victims?

 mypyrex 04 Jul 2014
Wonder what he's packed to take with him.
 Skol 04 Jul 2014
In reply to mypyrex:

Stylophone?

um cah ha hm ha ha hm AHH! Rolf Harris in the prison showers 2014.


In reply to mh554:

5 years 9 months
In reply to MGC:

Longer than expected; shorter than hoped for. Cue outrage in two and a half years, when he actually gets out.
 mypyrex 04 Jul 2014
In reply to maisie:

Apparently minimum time of three years has been stipulated.
In reply to maisie:

But for some offences, past sentencing rules dictated the sentencing. Had the offences been committed in modern times it would be much higher (I hope).

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