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Man pushes sprout up snowdon with nose

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In reply to SteveoS:
This is a better link: http://www.ukhillwalking.com/news/item.php?id=69085



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 d_b 31 Jul 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

Madness? THIS IS SPROUTA!

sorry.
In reply to davidbeynon:

I dunno

I think it is a sproutstanding achievement....
 ThunderCat 31 Jul 2014
In reply to rackandruin:

I'd be tempted to tell passers by "it was a cabbage when I started"

rackandruin 31 Jul 2014
In reply to ThunderCat: more likely 'I was a cabbage when I finished'

 toad 31 Jul 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

This is an incredible achievement. I could never have a sprout that close to my mouth. Mind you, he's leaving it a bit late to cook it if he's going to have it at christmas - it's less than 5 months to go and it isn't boiling yet
 birdie num num 31 Jul 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

Nothing wrong with trying to push a sprout up Snowdon with a nose, but I think there's going to be places where there are rocky steps where it's going to take ages to get the sprout to nose balance just right in order to overcome the step with the sprout, it's going to take lots of trial and error and the sprout will probably fall back down to the bottom of the rocks many times before the nose finally gets it right and manages to push it up the rocks and then what about the big cairn at the top? the sprout will have to be pushed by the nose to the top of the cairn and that could take weeks to do?
 sbc_10 31 Jul 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

I wonder if his attempt was affected by wind?
 Stevie989 31 Jul 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

I bet he picked it up and threw it when nobody was looking.
 Trevers 31 Jul 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

I bet he's wishing it would sprout wings
llechwedd 31 Jul 2014
In reply to SteveoS:
Get the light just right and he might experience the phenomenon of

Broccoli spectre

Well, maybe not, but it's brassically the same
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 peppermill 31 Jul 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

The face guard and RaceFace body armour are outstanding.

I guess it's a bit different to doing Tough Mudder for charity though!
In reply to SteveoS:

But is he going to leave it at the top?
 Skol 31 Jul 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

Seems fair enough. Sprouts have pushed me up more than one hill.
 FesteringSore 31 Jul 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

I'd like to see him try it over Crib Goch! :@)
 Bob 31 Jul 2014
In reply to purplemonkeyelephant:

He could have put it in the bin in Llanberis and just walked up.
 FesteringSore 31 Jul 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

That's nothing; I'm going to do it with a pea.
 Chris_Mellor 31 Jul 2014
In reply to FesteringSore:

When you have done that will somebody be able to have a pea at the top, ahem
 Billhook 31 Jul 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

Who is Sprout?
In reply to SteveoS: In these enlightened times, we are obliged to recognise that different people can have different realities, and that what seems sensible to you and I may not seem quite so sensible to someone else. Our realities may be different, but we are all equally valid in our own. Consequently, we shouldn't discriminate against such people, or describe them as bonkers or mad. We should recognise their condition and use the correct terminology to describe them, which is Alternative Reality Sane-Equivalent.

Happily this politically-correct non-discriminatory phrase has caught on quite quickly, though most people tend to use the acronym.

T.

 SFM 31 Jul 2014
In reply to sbc_10:

> I wonder if his attempt was affected by wind?

I believe it was sponsored by Terence and Philip...


 Dave Hewitt 31 Jul 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

Wonder how long it would take him to carry on pushing it up Scafell Pike and the Ben, including the bits in between? He'd need quite a big stock of sprouts given that they'd rot fairly quickly unless it was a winter attempt.
llechwedd 31 Jul 2014
In reply to Dave Hewitt:

Might be like rolling a snowball.
Gradual accretions of sheep cack and all that. Doesn't then matter if it rots in the middle,

A bit like a vegetarian scotch egg really
llechwedd 31 Jul 2014
In reply to purplemonkeyelephant:

> But is he going to leave it at the top?

No.

Kinder Sprout.
 Dave Hewitt 31 Jul 2014
In reply to llechwedd:

> Kinder Sprout.

Is that like a sprout where you unscrew it and there's an awkward-to-assemble toy inside?
llechwedd 31 Jul 2014
In reply to Dave Hewitt:

Kinder than these

youtube.com/watch?v=uM8lFtzrWfU&
abseil 01 Aug 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

> ...Madness...

Madness? No. Hats off to the guy. But Snowdon, ha that's nothing. I'm going to push an avocado up Everest BACKWARDS in 2016!!!!!!!!! Anyone like to sponsor me? All proceeds (after the 40000 quid trip and avocado cost) will go to my retirement plan - it's a worthy cause.

Edit - PS - the avocado will be going backwards, not me. And I'll be using oxygen starting in Lukla.
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 FesteringSore 01 Aug 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

Seriously, anyone know his progress?
 James FR 01 Aug 2014
In reply to FesteringSore:

Here's his website: http://www.willthemadfoolmakeit.co.uk/

There's one video on there so far, after the first day...
Ste Brom 01 Aug 2014
In reply to SteveoS:

His nose is taped up.

How does he smell?
 sbc_10 01 Aug 2014
In reply to Ste Brom:

> How does he smell?

Not as bad as if he had eaten it....


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