In reply to Flinticus:
A couple of years ago I took a mate from work and his cousin for a walk on a very wintry Beinn Tulaichean and Cruach Ardrain from Inverlochlarig. They were kitted out with my spare axes and crampons. We came across a set of tracks in the snow. In authoritative fashion I told them they were made by a mountain Hare and went on to explain the back legs, front paws and direction of travel. They were suitably impressed. A wee bit further on we came across another set of prints. In true "Trapper Joak" style I informed them they were from a fox. "Do you get foxes way up here Joak?" they asked. "Och aye, there are hills named after foxes, Druim Shionnach, Sgurr a' Mhadaidh...blah... blah...blah" About thirty seconds later the true identity of the prints in the snow revealed itself as a very pleased to see us, tail wagging Heinz 57 variety wee black and white dog as it came bounding towards us, with it's owner in tow not far behind.
To say I then had "The pish ripped right oot me" is a monumental understatement!!