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Can anyone advise me on a suitable harness for young (30ish) gentlemen with a size issue.

I have recently become single and have started climbing again.

My last harness was always a little uncomfortable in the groin area but now I've started again I'm looking for something a little more comfortable.

I've tried every thing to tuck my manhood away but it keeps getting caught or pinched in the leg loops. I have tested many harnesses but their all a little 'tight'.

If you have suffered from this problem please let me know what harness was most comfortable for you.

In reply to cap'nChino:
Not sure, but you could ask the BMC. They're happy to give advice for members

In reply to cap'nChino:

Swap the boxers for something a little bit more restrictive.

In reply to cap'nChino:

Superglue your 'manhood' to as near as you can to your belly button (can you still see your belly button?) If not simply stretch your Long John Thomas upwards and press against the nearest flesh where the belly button was last seen.

Assuming you did this without bending over and without glueing your fingers to your manhood or bellybutton you should find that on standing up your 'member' will be in the ummm.... upright position, pointing to the stars sky of thing.

Now try the harness on and you'll find there's absolutely nothing to catch in the leg loops.

PS I have assumed you have your two leg loops around your legs and that you haven't mistaken the belay loop as a 'manhood' loop?

In reply to cap'nChino:

Mine's 30cm long but I don't use it as a rule.

In reply to cap'nChino:

Metolious Safe-Tech harnesses have an adjustable rise... Allowing you to move the leg loops down and away from your stately pleasuredome.

In reply to cap'nChino:
Sir

Tie the rope to your manhood,no restrictions and less incentive to fall.

Albert

In reply to cap'nChino:


A bit counter intuitive perhaps, but rather than being too tight could it be that the leg loops are actually a little too loose and leaving a gap for your bits to get caught up in? (I'm assuming you have adjustable leg loops?)

As Ffion Blethyn suggests above regarding underwear, sometimes more restrictive is what you want rather than less.

If that's not it, maybe you need a longer 'rise' between leg loops and belt - oddly, if you can find one big enough, it might be worth trying on some womens harnesses for that.

And failing that, how about trying a harness that doesn't have traditional leg loops as such. Black Diamond Bod, for example.

Or start hunting around for an ancient Whillans harness in good enough nick to use - you won't be worried about that nipping a bit of skin.

In reply to cap'nChino:

If you want to go for cutting-edge winter routes you'll just have to get used to this problem; cutting-edge winter routes are impossible without massive balls.

In reply to cap'nChino:

Viagra is your answer.
Then undo your fly.
Has the added bonus of providing you with another point of contact.....cock to the rock.
Watch and not scratch your helmet tho, impossible to replace!

In reply to cap'nChino:

It sounds like your leg loops are too high. I'd look into finding a harness with a bigger rise (even a women's harness) or an adjustable one like metolius do.

In reply to cap'nChino:




Don't worry, with a 'problem' like that you shouldn't be single for long. Then you can give up climbing again.

In reply to cap'nChino:

The trick is to get one with adjustable leg loops, and to do them up tight, so that nothing can sneak into the gaps. Then you pull your trousers and boxers into a large pouch shape in front of you. That stops any pinching, and it can be quite eye catching.

In reply to edunn:


My experience is that women tend to be afraid of it, and say things like "Oh my god, that's not going to fit!"

In reply to cap'nChino:

You could also try Paul Diffley, I hear he's planning another sequel to Wide Boyz.

In reply to cap'nChino:
Only climb in the winter when the big fella and the boys look like an acorn and a walnut...

In reply to Morty:


Exactly, he should be glad he can have decent p1ss and give it a good shake.
Most of us mortals have to aim through a 3 layered orifice and hope.

In reply to sbc_10:

Just tuck it in a gear loop, like the rest of us.

In reply to cap'nChino:

Are you sure you can't put your harness on so that your penis is between the leg loops rather than caught inside one against your thigh?

I think it's your technique in putting the harness on, rather than the size of your penis, or the design of the harness, that is causing your difficulty.

If you'd like to advertise the size of your penis to potential sex partners, are you sure UKC is the right website? There are plenty that will allow you to post a photograph, whereas I think that's probably against the UKC terms.

Good luck both with putting on your harness and finding a partner.