In reply to ablackett:
Enjoyed
Doom Bar in Whetherspoons.
Martin Boysen - great anecdotes like helping Lionel Terray escape an electrical storm in the Alps, and doubling for Clint Eastwood in the Eiger Sanction.
The Castle Inn - doesn't matter what you drink it all tastes good in there.
Martin Moran - incredible bravery to up sticks to the far North West of Scotland and change career from accountant to mountain guide.
Dippers, and leaping fish (not sure what type) attempting to climb the weir on the river Kent.
Ueli Steck - Didn't mind not getting a seat, as lying down at the front was pretty comfy. He didn't seem to notice me dropping off a couple of times either (too many Doom Bars at lunchtime). Footage of him soloing the Peuterey Integral combined with his humorous and humble lecture was excellent.
Greater Spotted Woodpecker in the churchyard - nuff said.
Waterside Wholefood Cafe - Great food and view.
Mumbai Curry.
Didn't like
My mate being held up on the M6, forcing me to travel up to Kendal alone.
Car crash at junction 36 on Friday evening.
Hang over on Saturday morning.
The price of a pint of Fruli in Burgundy's.
No toilet paper in a cubicle I was occupying in the Brewery Arts Centre.
Falling asleep and drooling on myself while sat next to climbing glitterati during Metanoia (too many Doom Bars at lunctime).