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 mypyrex 06 Dec 2014
I'm bored. Usual Saturday night rubbish on the box. Mrs. is away and too late and too far to walk to the pub
Any suggestions?
In reply to mypyrex:

Read something interesting or exciting.
 Kevster 06 Dec 2014
In reply to mypyrex:

Home pub at the computer.
Could be worse, missus could be at home watching x factor...... I'm trying to avoid doing my filing by ukc surfing, whilst downstairs the x factor booms.
OP mypyrex 06 Dec 2014
In reply to Gordon Stainforth:

> Read something interesting or exciting.

I've been reading but need a break
OP mypyrex 06 Dec 2014
I can't even find any ladies bottoms to look at
 Brass Nipples 06 Dec 2014
In reply to mypyrex:

> I can't even find any ladies bottoms to look at

Google is your friend
OP mypyrex 06 Dec 2014
In reply to Orgsm:

> Google is your friend

Prefer them in the flesh.
 Brass Nipples 06 Dec 2014
In reply to mypyrex:

Best head out then

 Skol 06 Dec 2014
In reply to mypyrex:

> I'm bored. Usual Saturday night rubbish on the box. Mrs. is away and too late and too far to walk to the pub

> Any suggestions?

Whose lurking in the garden?
Have a look through the curtains . There could be someone outside ?
 marsbar 06 Dec 2014
In reply to mypyrex:

Taxi to the pub?
In reply to mypyrex:
A digestive biscuit, cup of Ovaltine and an early night.
OP mypyrex 06 Dec 2014
Just found a bottle of brandy
OP mypyrex 06 Dec 2014
Wonder what Mrs num num's bottom is like
 sbc_10 06 Dec 2014
In reply to mypyrex:

> Wonder what Mrs num num's bottom is like

After a Vesta ready meal ?
NASA's robotic Venusian Rover would think twice......
OP mypyrex 07 Dec 2014
...Ooohhhh, what a boring night that was.
 Indy 07 Dec 2014
In reply to mypyrex:

Too late now but for future reference.....

A lamb bhuna, naan etc ie the works from the local decent Indian eaten with some chilled beer in the living room on the wifes favorite cream damask sofa watching The Expendables extra loud or some quality time with Call of Duty. Extra points for falling asleep afterwards.
OP mypyrex 07 Dec 2014
In reply to Indy:

> Too late now but for future reference.....

> A lamb bhuna, naan etc ie the works from the local decent Indian eaten with some chilled beer in the living room on the wifes favorite cream damask sofa

I DO value my life ;o|
 Phil1919 07 Dec 2014
In reply to mypyrex:

Your very own You Tube concert.
 Rob Exile Ward 07 Dec 2014
In reply to mypyrex:

You sound like Hancock as in Hancock's Half Hour.
walterwhiteZ 07 Dec 2014
In reply to mypyrex:

Start looking exciting movies

You seem like a fun guy, Walter. What do you reckon to the grading on 3PS?

What's that, you're only here to do some pitifully unsuccessful marketing? Have you considered going for a Darwin award - I think you're in with a shout, mate.

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