In reply to Matthew Martin Wsm:
Classic UKC.
You ask for two guides for the Matterhorn (and state route and that you don't need a run-up with the guides).
Someone tells you you don't need them and you should do something else (John - not your finest).
The thread diverts into guiding ratios.
Someone makes a suggestion that meets the original request.
The thread decides to continue exploring guiding ratios.
In passing, it plays CV top trumps.
At post 12, there has been 1 sensible reply and 10 diversions.
Post 13 takes the piss.
Post edited at 19:42