At a crag Saturday and people where sat eating their butties under routes and rocks fell down, twice as I saw, with all the usual shouting and bawling, and the butty eaters looked up all surprised and a bit aggrieved. Get with the programme dim shits and chose a better place to eat, and if you are going to sit there, at least keep the helmet on that you wore when climbing, its not foolproof we know, but wtf not wear it in possibly the most dangerous spot at the crag.
Here endeth the rant.
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