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ramizlol 23 Aug 2015
Hello, What things do I need to watch out for before doing my first radio tower climb? Please share you tips!!
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 Billhook 23 Aug 2015
In reply to ramizlol:

1 Falling off is quite a hazard
2 Don't take selfies on the way up or down.
3. Do be aware that many important towers have lots of hidden security.
4 Don't let your testicles too near the actual transmitting dipole as it may well render you sterile if it actually transmits at the time your on it.
5. Don't climb one in a thunderstorm or when lightening threatens
6 Make sure you can get down before the police arrive.
7 Don't post anything showing your climb on the internet as it may be used as evidence to prosecute you.
 deepsoup 23 Aug 2015
In reply to Dave Perry:
> 4 Don't let your testicles too near the actual transmitting dipole as it may well render you sterile if it actually transmits at the time your on it.

Sounds like the most painless possible way to qualify for a Darwin award. ;O)
 Hyphin 23 Aug 2015
In reply to Dave Perry:

> 1 Falling off is quite a hazard

> 2 Don't take selfies on the way up or down.

> 3. Do be aware that many important towers have lots of hidden security.

> 4 Don't let your testicles too near the actual transmitting dipole as it may well render you sterile if it actually transmits at the time your on it.

> 5. Don't climb one in a thunderstorm or when lightening threatens

> 6 Make sure you can get down before the police arrive.

> 7 Don't post anything showing your climb on the internet as it may be used as evidence to prosecute you.

You've probably just ruined this for the rest of us!!

Correct advice is

Get your mates to film it all.

Do some comedy "oh I nearly slipped there" bits.

Choose somewhere remote, estimate time to climb against time for police to arrive from nearest major road. Have a bike at the base for X-country escape; old bill aren't going to bother their arse chasing you but, if it's a quiet day, they might get the copter out and you'll get to star in one of those "documentaries".




 Andy Long 23 Aug 2015
In reply to ramizlol:
Why would you want to? As a retired BBC transmitter engineer I can tell you that there's no technical (climbing) interest.
Removed User 23 Aug 2015
In reply to Andy Long:

Because he or she shouldn't...
 Otis 23 Aug 2015
In reply to ramizlol:

Whatever you do, don't climb if you have a pet emu. I believe it increases the risk considerably.
 Brass Nipples 23 Aug 2015
In reply to ramizlol:

Make sure you gave t listened to the radio station, or you'll lose the insight.

 Andy Long 23 Aug 2015
In reply to Removed Usergilesf:

> Because he or she shouldn't...

I take your point but it loses its glamour after a few sleaty Christmas Eves spent "up the stick" fixing an antenna fault just so the punters can watch "The Great Escape". Also, non-ionising radiation is no substitute for a nice warm fire. And bad for everything, not just your gonads.
 Trangia 23 Aug 2015
In reply to Andy Long:

> Why would you want to?

Because it's there?

 cuppatea 23 Aug 2015
In reply to ramizlol:

There's an antenna climbing video on the tube that usually is trolled out to inspire vertigo.

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&
 Wsdconst 23 Aug 2015
In reply to ramizlol:

Obviously you gotta do the one handed hang at the top. That's what all the cool urban climbers do.
 sbc_10 24 Aug 2015
In reply to Otis:

> Whatever you do, don't climb if you have a pet emu. I believe it increases the risk considerably.

Rod Hull's favorite washing powders ........ Aerial and Bounce
 marsbar 25 Aug 2015
In reply to ramizlol:

Falling off is bad.

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