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Body fluids etiquette

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 Kassius 03 Sep 2015
Just wondering what's the etiquette when you get blood on holds or the walls when you climb indoors.
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Copious spit helps to remove blood stains.
 marsbar 03 Sep 2015
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Report it to the staff so it can be cleaned off?
 The Lemming 03 Sep 2015
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Try not to lick it.
Wiley Coyote2 03 Sep 2015
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Peeing on it usually removes the blood
 radddogg 04 Sep 2015
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Time of the month?
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 Dell 04 Sep 2015
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Unclip...walk away slowly from the body... You didn't see anything...
 goose299 04 Sep 2015
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Blame it on someone else
 Neil Williams 04 Sep 2015
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Big Rock still has a mark where I whacked my knee on the wall hard in the early days due to a bit of slightly poor belaying (was pulled up but didn't get my feet in the right place). Climber was not dropped, however my knee hurt for a while. All the more obvious as the walls are painted white.
 foxjerk 04 Sep 2015
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smear it with copious amounts of chalk?
Removed User 04 Sep 2015
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Clean off blood on holds - being sticky affects the grading.

Blood on walls is beausage and should be proudly left be.
In reply to Kassius:

Get a pen and surreptitiously make the appropriate change to the route description. For example "Green" should become "Green and Red Spots".
OP Kassius 04 Sep 2015
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I've taken all this on board so when I turn up at my local wall smeared in my own blood and urine having just murdered someone and casually strolled off and telling the staff to clean up my fluids I'm gonna hold all you lot personally responsible for the looks and defamation I receive
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