In reply to John Ww:
I nearly crashed a quad bike within 20 minutes of picking it up on Zante - neither young, not drunk, and an experienced biker. No injuries, but my wife took a bit of calming down. Car came flying round a blind bend as I was attempting to turn left.
Later in the week, we saw a pizza delivery lad wrapped around a lamp post.
We were warned off hiring a moped on Koh Samui - local rep had seen too many accidents with tourists.
Two of my best holiday memories are hiring a Vespa in Naples with my new wife - first time I'd taken a pillion on a public road - and nicking our guide's 250 Honda to go joy-riding around Phnom Penh on honeymoon